{"product_id":"not-today-satan-hoodie","title":"Not Today Satan Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT TODAY, SATAN!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo compromise. No retreat. The Not Today, Satan Pullover Hoodie is for the ones who walk with the Shepherd and stand guard over the flock. With Christ in front and the Word as your weapon, this hoodie is a visual war cry: Satan doesn’t get to touch the sheep today (or ever).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted for warriors in spirit, this isn’t just cozy apparel—it’s armor. Featuring a bold back graphic of the Good Shepherd standing over a defeated wolf, this heavyweight pullover calls you to live on mission, defend truth, and reject every lie of the enemy. Pull it on, throw up the hood, slide your hands into the classic kangaroo pouch, and wear your faith unapologetically through every season.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight 10oz 100% ring-spun cotton fleece for unmatched softness, exceptional strength, and long-lasting durability. The ring-spun process twists the fibers tightly for a smoother, finer yarn that feels incredibly plush and gentle against the skin—far superior to standard cotton—while the brushed interior delivers that cozy, comforting warmth with natural breathability and no synthetic feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eClassic pullover style (no zipper)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAttached hood (no drawstring for a clean, streamlined look)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eRoomy kangaroo pouch pocket for warming hands or storing essentials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem for a secure, comfortable fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWashing Directions: (Heavy ring-spun cotton can shrink if mishandled—don’t skip this!)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eHang dry or tumble dry low (avoid high heat to prevent shrinkage)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it as your daily declaration—cozy on the outside, fierce on the inside. The\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e enemy flees at the sight of a believer suited up in premium ring-spun armor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"After Death Industries","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43332379672673,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43332379705441,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43332379738209,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43332379770977,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43332379803745,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":43332379836513,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":43332379869281,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":43332379902049,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/6422\/0001\/files\/IMG-2748.png?v=1770082258","url":"https:\/\/afterdeathindustries.com\/products\/not-today-satan-hoodie","provider":"After Death Industries","version":"1.0","type":"link"}